 |  |  |  | | Cosmic Clap | | QB ... | Drew Brees | | RB ... | LeSean McCoy | | RB ... | Knowshon Moreno | | RB ... | Beanie Wells | | WR ... | Chad Ochocinco | | WR ... | Mario Manningham | | WR ... | Kenny Britt | | TE ... | Brent Celek | | K ... | Robbie Gould | | D ... | Philadelphia |
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| | | | | | Dead Zombies | | QB ... | Tony Romo | | RB ... | Pierre Thomas | | RB ... | James Starks | | RB ... | Ray Rice | | WR ... | Brandon Marshall | | WR ... | Miles Austin | | WR ... | Dez Bryant | | TE ... | Jason Witten | | K ... | Rob Bironas | | D ... | Pittsburgh |
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| | | | | Dodgy Athletics | | QB ... | Kyle Orton | | RB ... | Darren McFadden | | RB ... | Jamaal Charles | | RB ... | Reggie Bush | | WR ... | Mike Wallace | | WR ... | Jeremy Maclin | | WR ... | Kevin Walter | | TE ... | Owen Daniels | | K ... | Jay Feely | | D ... | St Louis |
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| | | | | | Funky Furbys | | QB ... | Jay Cutler | | RB ... | Ahmad Bradshaw | | RB ... | Matt Forte | | RB ... | Felix Jones | | WR ... | Mike Williams | | WR ... | Mike Sims-Walker | | WR ... | Devin Hester | | TE ... | Kellen Winslow | | K ... | Neil Rackers | | D ... | San Francisco |
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| | | | | | Malicious Penguins | | QB ... | Aaron Rodgers | | RB ... | Brandon Jacobs | | RB ... | LeGarret Blount | | RB ... | Michael Turner | | WR ... | Lee Evans | | WR ... | Larry Fitzgerald | | WR ... | Santonio Holmes | | TE ... | Jermichael Finley | | K ... | Nate Kaeding | | D ... | Houston |
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| | | | | Morning Woodsmen | | QB ... | Colt McCoy | | RB ... | Ben Tate | | RB ... | Peyton Hillis | | RB ... | Shonn Greene | | WR ... | Greg Jennings | | WR ... | Reggie Wayne | | WR ... | Jordan Shipley | | TE ... | Aaron Hernandez | | K ... | Garrett Hartley | | D ... | Atlanta |
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| | | | | | Outstanding Warrants | | QB ... | Phillip Rivers | | RB ... | Arian Foster | | RB ... | Rashard Mendenhall | | RB ... | Derrick Ward | | WR ... | Andre Johnson | | WR ... | Roddy White | | WR ... | Percy Harvin | | TE ... | Vernon Davis | | K ... | Stephen Gostkowski | | D ... | Green Bay |
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| | | | | | Punting Idiots | | QB ... | Michael Vick | | RB ... | Chris Johnson | | RB ... | Frank Gore | | RB ... | Ryan Mathews | | WR ... | DeSean Jackson | | WR ... | Steve Johnson | | WR ... | Malcom Floyd | | TE ... | Tony Gonzalez | | K ... | Nick Folk | | D ... | Oakland |
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| | | | | Shy Teds | | QB ... | Mark Sanchez | | RB ... | DeAngelo Williams | | RB ... | Joseph Addai | | RB ... | Steven Jackson | | WR ... | Hakeem Nicks | | WR ... | Wes Welker | | WR ... | Nate Washington | | TE ... | Antonio Gates | | K ... | Alex Henery | | D ... | Chicago |
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| | | | | | Tractor Boys | | QB ... | Matt Schaub | | RB ... | Mike Tolbert | | RB ... | Jonathan Stewart | | RB ... | Ryan Grant | | WR ... | Vincent Jackson | | WR ... | Dwayne Bowe | | WR ... | Johnny Knox | | TE ... | Zach Miller | | K ... | Sebastian Janikowski | | D ... | New England |
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| | | | | | Welsh Dragons | | QB ... | Tom Brady | | RB ... | Adrian Peterson | | RB ... | Maurice Jones-Drew | | RB ... | DeMarco Murray | | WR ... | A.J. Green | | WR ... | Marques Colston | | WR ... | Brandon Lloyd | | TE ... | Dustin Keller | | K ... | Mason Crosby | | D ... | Tampa Bay |
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